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Comedy Central
Nov 20, 2012 11:00pm PST
a good show for you tonight. last night eye don't know if you knew this-- we had an election and tonight on this program, the winner of that election, the president of the u.s.a., the united states of arithmetic, nate silver will be joining us ( cheers and applause ) it was a big night last night. the big news, of course, president barack obama not just re-elected but seemingly given fresh batteries. >> we remain more than a collection of red states and blue states. ry are and forever will be the united states of america. and together, with your help, and god's grace, we will continue our journey forward. ( laughter ). >> jon: so that's all it took for to you get back in the groove was the fact that you never have to run for president again? ( laughter ) that's all it took? ( cheers and applause ) of course, on the other side, governor mitt romney broke the bad news to his supporters before reluctantly being asked to pose for his family's yearly christmas card. ( laughter ). that is a good-looking bunch. it's like they-- the people that came in the frames. across the nation, the people
Comedy Central
Nov 20, 2012 7:30pm PST
after the presidential election. was it held? >> when was the white house told? you just have to wonder what the heck is this? >> to be told on tuesday at 5:00 p.m. of election day which is the story now. frank he loo it doesn't pass the smell test. >> jon: it has a yucky smell. conspiracy number one. the f.b.i. held back the petraeus affair story to prevent obama from losing the election. why we tray us' affair would have had any impact on the election i'm not sure. the point is if only a republican had known about this prior to election day. >> house majority leader eric cantor said an f.b.i. employee told him in october about the petraeus affair. >> jon: oh. the real question is, why is eric cantor protecting the president? why? conspiracy one down. why would the administration want to take out petraeus now? >> this is highly sus spush us in its timing >> a few days before petraeus is set to testify about what he knew about benghazi and what the c.i.a. did it doesn't make sense >> so many people are saying that's kind of suspicious >> this is very suspicious e fact that he no longer
Comedy Central
Nov 21, 2012 11:00pm PST
of catholicism endangered american freedom and back in the "leave it to beaver" days they wouldn't even elect a catholic president until j.f.k. gave a speech ensuring protestant clergy he wouldn't take orders from the pope. he would take orders from something that starts with a "p" and resembles a wrinkled old man wearing a hat. ( laughter ) ( applause ) "ask not what you can do for your country. let's just find some chicks." how do you think traditional americans would have reacted to a mormon candidate for president? seeing as in 1857, president buchanan sent the army to utah to fight them. bernie, bernie, bill, fox, you don't need to worry so much. ... what you are demonstrating is the health and vitality of america's greatest tradition-- a fevered ruling class lamenting the rise of a new et cetera nickly diverse new class one that will destroy all that is virtuous and good and bring the american experiment crashing to the ground. except you're forgetting one thing-- that is the american experiment. ap ethnic group arriving on america's shores, to be reviled, living in scallor, or if the
Comedy Central
Nov 26, 2012 11:00pm PST
the election, don't you? everything about the winners and losers in the horse race? even intractable bloodshed, just another chance to check this on whose incrementally upper incrementally down. by the way winners and losers, there what game, sandiland? (laughter) hungry hungry hebrews? or maybe it's the old family favorite monotony. where violence is a day-to-day norm. a game where angrily flipping over the board is how you start. (laughter) and don't get them started on where you can put up houses. >> you can't put up a house on baltic avenue, i own baltic avenue, spot calling it baltic avenue it's called the dark purple territories and it was given to my people before this game was even invented. now get your thimble off my schnauzer. no, no winners! >> there is a military side of this which is israel clearly won. >> jon: oh, yes, israel clearly won, israel is in great shape now. there is no wins! >> hamas emerges as a big winner from this conflict. >> hamas is the winner here. >> jon: so israel won. and hamas won. did i say no wins. i meant two winners. >> president obama is a winner here,
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